February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
magical-truthsaying-bastard:
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
Sephiroth.
Can you imagine?
I mean, really think about it. He would answer every debate question with “Meteor.”
LMAO AQUA MAN AND ELENA GILBERT
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That awkward moment when you see pictures of...
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A saw a "Believe in Sherlock" poster hanging on a...
Spontaneous trip to a nice ass bar.
I look like crap.
Great.
I'm in a class called Sports in Film and today we...
It took all my self-restraint to not stand up and snatch her wig. MADONNA IS FLAWLESS AND MY QUEEN OKAY!?
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